my girlfriend is a magnet for weird people.
i have a perfect example to back that statement up.

see, we were on our way home from woodlands,
in the MRT train minding our own Ps and Qs.
when this chinese idiot boarded the train and sat directly opp us.
at first we took no notice of him,
then he started smiling at my girlfriend.

followed by a series of stunts attempting to impress my girlfriend.
there were poses of him trying to flex his arm muscles.
karate kicks and turns.
finally he picked up the courage to start talking to my already traumatised girlfriend.
talking bout her handphone, her skin colour and swimming.
WTF!

then more muscle flexing.
and the final move of running his fingers thru his hair with the "i'm damn suave" attitude.
with a huge grin.
euks.
by then i was already laughing so terribly that the tears almost fell.
sorry baby. i couldn't really protect you cause it was that funny as it was freaky.
LOL

the indian man sitting near him actually thought he was a friend of baby's.
worst of all, he stood up when we were about to alight at AMK.
so we ran to another carriage exit.
the doors opened and we ran out.
and guess what! that crazy fellow ran too to catch up with us.
luckily we lost him at the stairs luhh.

having a musician dedicate his song to my girlfriend is a compliment.
but a retard strutting his stuff, it's plain hilarious.

love you luhh baby. ((:
but enough of these nonsense yeah.
i can't quite handle so many mad cases yo.

baby, don't go.

- evan